For some reason, people I'm around a lot never seem to notice me swear. Tonight at work, some carts were being really difficult, and it was the end of the night, so I said something and ended it with the word shit. Both Chris and Kaleb, two guys I work with a lot (especially Chris, up until maybe two weeks ago I was working with him almost every day), were surprised.
"Oooohhh, Tom swore," said Kaleb.
"I swear all the time," said I.
"No you don't," said Chris.
"Yes I do," I insisted. "Usually it's under my breath, though."
"Oh, see, Tom's just more discreet then us." Chris then gave an example: "'Fuck! Shit! Cock! Piss!'"
Kaleb barely swears, as far as I know. Tonight he was swearing with some regularity, but before this I've mostly heard him censor himself unless he just got hurt. I once said to him, "You know you can swear," and he told me that he knows, but he's a good Catholic. Which I laughed at.
I think it was Sunday, something was being difficult again, and I said frickin'. Chris, incredulous, asked, "Did Tom just swear?"
"No," said Jarred, who I don't work with very much, "he said frick."
"Oh, ok."
Now, I know for a fact that I swear a lot at work. I know this because I'm the one doing it. Work is about the only time I really will swear. What gets me, though, is that this has happened at both of my other jobs. And with people I knew in high school, and were around a lot. For some reason, people are very surprised to hear me swear.
I don't get it.